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#1 2016-07-27 05:53:14

Black Rose
Evil Bar Wench
From: The Edge of Nowhere
Registered: 2006-11-26
Posts: 164

Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

I hope you have a non-stressful birthday and that a bunch of people throw money your way, since your monthly goal is only like 1/2 completed. *wink wink nudge nudge to other people*

I could make this more colorful and find some smileys or something, but that's, like...work.  Instead, have this weird thing (at least I wrote it!) (Digging up some image banners probably would've been less work, let's be honest.)


The bride and the groom stood at the top of the steps with their hands poised over the latch that kept the pair of crows contained within.  Once lifted, how and where the crows flew would foretell the path their marriage would take: together forever or soon parted.  A moment of nervousness passed between the two, then fingers intertwined, the latch lifted, and the door opened.  The crows took flight together in the scorching summer sun, glided across the small cemetery, and perched on a wire just above the last grave stone before the road. 

The newlyweds looked at each other quizzically.  "Well, what do you think?" asked the bride. "Good luck or bad?  They flew off together, so that means so should we, but crows in grave yards are unlucky..."
"It could signify that we will be together until death," said her husband. "But let's just make our own luck."
With that, he gave his new wife a soft, reverent kiss...for luck.


Black Rose

"Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it's always you versus a blank sheet of paper (or a blank screen) and quite often the blank piece of paper wins." – Neil Gaiman

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#2 2016-07-27 06:01:47

Jefferson
Completely Blotto
From: East Coast, USA
Registered: 2006-12-03
Posts: 449

Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

Happy Birthday, Eric.

I am not NEARLY so refined as Black Rose. I'm Loud and Gaudy. To that end....

http://astacake.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/birthday-cake-lots-of-candles.jpg

I hope I picked out a cake with enough candles on it. We know you're getting older and all.

Happy Birthday, my friend, and hopes for many, many more. 3dsmile

Last edited by Jefferson (2016-07-27 06:02:43)

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#3 2016-07-27 06:34:25

Eric Storm
Pub Owner
From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
Posts: 5745
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

Thanks for the blurb, Black Rose.

Jefferson... Isn't that a picture of your birthday cake from, like, 1995?  3dtongue

Eric Storm


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#4 2016-07-27 11:35:51

Lacy69
Inebriated
From: Lamar, Colorado
Registered: 2016-06-20
Posts: 38

Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

Happy Birthday, Hope your day is filled with happiness and you share in your family and friends

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#5 2016-07-27 17:43:39

Eric Storm
Pub Owner
From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
Posts: 5745
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

Now, see, Lacy, first you want my day filled with happiness...

Then you want to drag my family into it!  Which is it???!!!

3dsmile

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#6 2016-07-27 23:03:16

Lacy69
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From: Lamar, Colorado
Registered: 2016-06-20
Posts: 38

Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

what ever you like,  happiness is even throwing cake in you friends and families face

3dangel

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#7 2016-07-28 00:02:53

Eric Storm
Pub Owner
From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
Posts: 5745
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

Why waste perfectly good cake?

Unless it's devil's food cake, I don't like that...

Not a big fan of angel food cake, either...

(I'm an Agnostic, you see...  LOL  - no, that's not really why I don't like those two cakes. )

Eric Storm


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#8 2016-08-04 19:56:59

nightsecho
Wasted
Registered: 2006-12-04
Posts: 168

Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

I'm late but happy birthday hope your day was great


looking at you with wide eyes from the darkness

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#9 2016-08-05 00:56:12

Eric Storm
Pub Owner
From: New Port Richey, FL
Registered: 2006-09-12
Posts: 5745
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Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

Same shit, different year.

Thanks, anyway.
Eric Storm


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#10 2016-08-11 21:49:36

Wicked Storm
Completely Blotto
From: New Orleans
Registered: 2012-06-15
Posts: 367

Re: Happy Birthday, Eric Storm!

Happy belated, wasn't around on the day, so I do apologize for the late responce, but none the less happy birthday.


In the dark your lips taste like sweet nectar, and in the line they tease me endlessly.

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