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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will first laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask - because you are my friend.
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Nice. Here's mine...
- A good friend will bail you out of jail in the middle of the night,
but a best friend will be sitting next to you in the same cell, saying, "Damn that was fun!"
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